Your favorite scamp, Lemmers

You all know me, know how I earn a livin'. I'll kill the big zombie for you, but it ain't gonna be easy. Bad man. Not like going down to the pond chasin' smokers and jockeys. The big one 'ill swallow you whole. Little shakin', little poundin' his fist your way an' down you go. We gotta do it quick if you want to live, but it's not gonna be pleasant. I value my neck a lot more than three thousand bucks, chief. I'll find him for three, but I'll catch him, and kill him, for ten. You've gotta make up your minds. If you want to stay alive, then ante up. If you want to play it cheap, you'll be scraping your buddies from the pavement with a spatula come next map. I don't want no volunteers, I don't want no mates, there's just too many heroes on this server. $10,000 for me by myself. For that you get the head, the ass, the whole damn thing.