I AM THE GREAT AND POWERFUL HAM. DO NOT AROUSE THE WRATH OF THE GREAT AND POWERFUL HAM. DO YOU PRESUME TO CRITICIZE THE GREAT HAM, YOU UNGRATEFUL CREATURES? THINK YOURSELVES LUCKY THAT I AM GIVING YOU AUDIENCE TODAY, INSTEAD OF 20 YEARS FROM NOW. THE GREAT HAM HAS SPOKEN!
PAY NO ATTENTION TO THE HAM BEHIND THE CURTAIN...
(LOL AROUSE)